This evil that festers in Imajapoor would be a force to be reckoned with it it weren't for one thing....Chaos has a hard time getting organized.....
Thuggee #1: "Aye, 'ere comes a victim of opportunity. A chance to show the Dark Lord Aaaaactchooolhu my quality as a servant! Pass me the garrote."
Thuggee #2: "Garrote? I thought you brought the garrote? I brought the liverwurst sandwiches."
Thuggee #1: " 'ow are we going to relieve our victims from their mortal coil with a liverwurst sandwich?"
Thuggee #2: " I dunno, it's a few days old maybe we could give 'em food poisoning."
Thuggee #1: "Arrrr yer son-of-a-bachelor!" (Biffs Thuggee #2 in the snout)
Thuggee #2: "There's no call for violence, I was just trying to be thoughtful and pack a lunch for us. And you have to get all cross with me. Honestly I don't know why I try any...."
Victim of Opportunity: "Excuse me sir, is this your garrote?"
Thuggee #2: "Why yes, thank you sir. Very kind of you to return it."
Victim of Opportunity: "Think nothing of it, I wouldn't want it to get into the wrong hands. There's Chaos cultists in these back alleys. Have a nice day."
Thuggee #2: "He was a right sort of chap, wasn't he?"
Thuggee #1: "A real gentleman. You never expect to meet someone with manners in the back alleys."
Thuggee #3: "Hello chums, I brought the tea kettle!"
Thuggee #2: "Cracking good idea! I could go for a cuppa. Did you bring any cups?"
Thuggee #1: "No I didn't, but I have a pocket full of currents. By the way, where did the victim go?"
You get the idea. It's a really evil cult that does really really bad bad things if they ever got around to doing them.